• spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

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dollah-dollah-bills-yall:

So, I was bored and looking for a whiskey and cigarette bodywash and well I found it.

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But then I decided to look at the other scents they have, and I was not disappointed.

Ya know, if you want a scent to constantly make you sneeze all day.

In case…

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chocolategelato:
Husky and golden retriever mix
this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

chocolategelato:

Husky and golden retriever mix

this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

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Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man 3 press conferences

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sra-foreveralone:

Spider on camera  scares weather reporter [Video]

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videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

 

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